Shaken, stirred, and a little dirty. This martini towel belongs on the bar cart as much as in the kitchen, with the saying on one side and a classy pattern on the other. It mops up cocktail-hour spills fast so the party stays tidy. The perfect add-on to a bottle of vodka (or gin; we don’t judge).

• Double-sided, original art designed in the USA
• 100% recycled polyester microfiber
• Ultra absorbent and fast drying
• Vivid, fade-resistant colors